Saturday, August 27, 2011

Fright Night and something soon this way comes...


Fright Night


Watching the way that vampire movies have been going you’d think that remaking a 80’s vampire slaughterfest would somehow be reimagined into a movie where the pretty girlfriend falls for Colin Farrell and he broods about it because he doesn’t want to harm the fragile human. OK that is the cynical viewpoint but the pussification (or is it Twilightification) of vampires in the cinema is making a true horror fan a little jaded. So what a pleasant surprise Fright Night turns out to be.
Set in Las Vegas, where a man who works at night and sleeps during the day would not seem peculiar, in a small housing community, Charley Brewster is looking to break out of his former loserdom and ignores the disappearance of his former friend because it does not help him keep the pretty girl next door that he feels he doesn’t deserve, Amy. Soon, Charley begins to suspect that his next door neighbor, Jerry (Farrell) is a vampire and to my surprise Jerry doesn’t deny it. Jerry begins to stalk and hunt Charley until finally (in a great play on the rules to a vampire entering a home) Charley is pushed so far that he has to find a way to fight back. In essence, he has to grow up and face responsibility.
Enter vampire slayer (and no it isn’t Buffy despite Buffy scribe Marti Noxon penning the script) and magician with a dark past Peter Vincent played superbly by Doctor Who’s former Doctor, David Tennant. Together they will fight the vampires and save Amy from the clutches of the evil vampire Jerry Dandridge. I can honestly say that the remake is different from the original (which starred Amanda Bearse as the sexy girlfriend, eek) but keeps the humor and wit from the original. This movie has some genuine scares and yet the mood is light and funny. In the end, while the usual ending occurs, the adventure in between is worth the time. Sometimes vampires can brood but most of the time, I prefer my vampires sucking the necks of the hot girl next door.

Mr. Unhappy Sez: Jerry is a good neighbor and were it not for all the mass murdering he’d be the perfect neighbor. 

The prestigious and seldom used GOLDEN UNHAPPIES!!!!

Imogen Poots - Cutest and most flatulent name in film

Dave Franco - Lil Brother to James but twice the douche

David Tennant - Most Screentime in a Speedo whilst scratching balls


Coming Soon...

Apollo 18



Looks promising but could go either way. Found footage movies are either done well with a little production value or lacking in story and not scary. I want it to be good and yet I have a pit in the bottom of my nether regions that tells me this movie is gonna be less than fabulous. On the other hand....

Paranormal Activity 3


The third installment of this found footage series goes back to the childhood of the star of the first movie. I am completely terrified at what this movie will do and so cannot wait to see it. The trailer gives us few clues as to what will happen (the way I like it) but when the girls film themselves playing bloody Mary and the screen goes dark save the little red light on the camera in the mirror, I slink into my chair and cover my eyes. This movie has already won me over. I’m scared and I wanna see more.




Real Steel



On first look at this trailer I thought “Oh boy another crappy Hugh Jackman movie.” Then I actually watched the trailer and saw that the movie may have a heart and the winning spirit of an underdog movie like Rocky. Sure, it is not gonna be as epic as Rocky but it may give you the emotional lift of say Sylvester Stallone’s epic Over the Top. There are parallels to the story. Boy and his father, sporting event, robots... waait a sec.

Until next time, faithful reader... yep...

1 comment:

  1. I am glad they are bringing back Vampires to be what they were meant to be in Fright Night. Too much Vampire sympathy with the Twilight movies, True Blood TV show, Being Human, etc.
    I miss movies where vampires were portrayed not necessarily unadulterated evil but also not as trying to be human. The best example of this was in Anne Rice's Interview With the Vampire. Fright Night is definitely going the right direction but a bit too much on the other extreme. Bring back the real vampires and stop with the "vegetarian" ones and their kin.

    ReplyDelete